a day in the life of a pirate

So I was on the high seas. I was a lovely day outside. Just right for romantic cruise or for piracy (depends on if your a lover or a fighter). Well anyways, I was about to head in for the day because all the salt water was making me chaffe. Just then an english merchant ship came into sight. I looked at my crew and said "there's plunder asunder here boys!" We fired off a warning shot and they quickly surrendered. Well after we filled our ship we began to throw the rest of the crates overboard. It turns out that the crates were full of those little pills that when they get wet they grow into sponge dinosaurs. Well needless to say there is nothing but giant foam dinosaurs as far as the eye could see. You shoulda seen one armed billy just doing a belly flop right onto a pile of t-rex's it was almost as funny as him swimming in circles trying to get back to the boat. Oh boy that was a great day..